You're the best *innocent grin*
*frowns and huffs* …. Where have you been?
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
A tall sparkling man has been following me around Mirkwood asking me if I’ve seen his apple and trying to pet my hair…
*Stomps his foot and crosses his arms* Where in the name of Mordor have you been!?
When was the last time anyone saw my brother?
I am trekking the whole of Middle Earth and I cannot find him!
I do not look like a pumpkin.
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
You were an adorable pumpkin *pinches his cheeks*
*Pouts and furrows his brows as he crosses arms over his chest*
*pats his bicep* that’s what you get for trying to turn that delicious skin of yours something other than ivory.
*Sulks* It was your idea!
I do not look like a pumpkin.
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
You were an adorable pumpkin *pinches his cheeks*
*Pouts and furrows his brows as he crosses arms over his chest*
